Always about to go and spoil a surprise


I graduated from college. I procrastinate. I stumble over words. I forget names. Nice to meet you.



*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

60,732 notes
Reblogged from afternoonsnoozebutton


when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag


336,133 notes
Reblogged from afternoonsnoozebutton


today one of my teachers called on a really quiet girl and the class was silent then you heard her whisper “i have the bravery of a chicken nugget please dont” and i couldnt stop laughing

66,749 notes
Reblogged from chibiyay


reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

71,131 notes
Reblogged from afternoonsnoozebutton


So in love with ALL of this from Girl Code’s race episode

Want to work on your own racial biases? Check out our racial bias cleanse.

64,681 notes
Reblogged from chibiyay



my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

297,510 notes
Reblogged from afternoonsnoozebutton
Reblogged from damnthatswhack
Reblogged from damnthatswhack
Reblogged from damnthatswhack


yet another unrealistic expectation for the female body

146,792 notes
Reblogged from liamdryden