Always about to go and spoil a surprise

About

I graduated from college. I procrastinate. I stumble over words. I forget names. Nice to meet you.

Following

starllex:

*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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soaprah-winfrey:

today one of my teachers called on a really quiet girl and the class was silent then you heard her whisper “i have the bravery of a chicken nugget please dont” and i couldnt stop laughing

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brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

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lookdifferentmtv:

So in love with ALL of this from Girl Code’s race episode

Want to work on your own racial biases? Check out our racial bias cleanse.

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sammiey:

sammiey:

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

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paradisaic:

yet another unrealistic expectation for the female body

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