Always about to go and spoil a surprise

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I graduated from college. I procrastinate. I stumble over words. I forget names. Nice to meet you.

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cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

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rhomeporium:

A mother’s worst nightmare.

She was preaching

this gave me chills

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okaygreatthefuss:

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dammitcumberbatch:

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ladyavenal:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

#i cant

system failure

#rebooting

#internet dial up sound

#ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

i thought the second gif was frozen but then i saw the light moving in the background

fun fact: benedict cumberbatch has stated that harrison ford is his hero so realistically; when harrison ford said this; he really did have a system shutdown because he probably thought he would never get to meet him. 

How effin’ adorable is this guy.

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i-effed-it-all-up:

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

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vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

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